Conversations with Joshua

Jay: Josh, would you like a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner?
Josh: No, dad, I want a boooooooooooyyyy cheese.
Jay: What?
Josh: A booooooooyy cheese, dad!
Jay: Ok, so do you want a "boy cheese" sandwich for dinner?
Josh: No, I think I'll have a corndog.

Jay and I thought it was pretty funny that he got "girl cheese" out of "grilled cheese"!

Later, we were getting ready to take the kids to Kids' Club at church and I had this convo with him:

Josh: I'm going to marry Befany (Bethany).
Me: Really? Well, you might want to wait until you're older.
Josh: I am older, mom.
Me: Maybe you could wait until you're at least 21.
Josh: But mom, I want to marry Befany. She's my friend.
(continued out in the van)
Josh: I'm going to marry Befany.
Kenna: You can't, Josh, you're not old enough. You need to be, like, 20 or 30 or 60.
Josh: I am older.
Kenna: No you're not.
Josh: Mom, I'm going to marry Befany in my dreams.

If nothing else, this kiddo is good for a laugh every day!